It is all part of the Rocky Balboa-style old skool fitness program primarily designed to make my back and hamstrings sore.
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It is all part of the Rocky Balboa-style old skool fitness program primarily designed to make my back and hamstrings sore.
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Hot off the pool deck - an exciting new addition to the crew: Jump Rope Guy. I doubt anyone could ever displace Dry Hair Guy as my favorite pool character, but Jump Rope Guy is giving him a good run for his money. How? Well, for starters, he was, as you might guess, jumping rope on the pool deck. But wait - there's more. He also seems to share the FBD's incredible aversion to the sun, so he was stylishly clad in a t-shirt do rag, some type of burhka contraption and the scuba diving boots shown here. Yes, it was quite a look.
In the interest of full disclosure, the fact that I was in only a purple Speedo and out with a biathlon gun didn't help though.
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Focus people, focus.
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Slay the ladies with the ultimate ride. Four wheel drive. Four wheels. Ski pole shift level. Steez to burn.
Why ride a bike for errands when you can drive an 8 mpg 80's classic?
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Instead, my Vietnam tiger cage and I got to circle DIA, then divert to Colorado Springs, as we became low on fuel.
So I've now missed my connect and lost 15 lbs from sweating in a plane United very considerately refuses to cool while we sit on the ground.
This is worse than racing.
Hot FBD
If this photograph was at all legible, you would see that it is in fact a lady wearing a mask and gloves on the plane. Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of getting sneezed on in the germ-incubators that are today's aircrafts (is anybody?) and I've been known to ride my mt bike for 4 hrs clad only in a purple Speedo, but even I draw the line here.
God I can't wait to get off this plane. And I still have one more flight. Better scan the papers tomorrow for articles about air rage, as it feels like we have just about all of the necessary ingredients.
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It should be noted that there were 3-5 ft swells on the lake, so if you were in a trough (yes, like a pig), you literally couldn't see 2 ft in front of you. Only I could crash on the swim.
Oh yeah, I also crashed on the run.
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So since Fathers Day is right around the corner, get that shopping out of the way early. The top secret location of this particular Quik-Mart is the corner of Rt 54 and 95 in Bayview, ID.
I swear you can't make this stuff up.
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On to the important stuff; apparently the Ohio Turnpike isn't the only road curses with the idiotic phenomena of drivers parked in the left lane. This is a PASSING lane people, this isn't that hard.
After doing battle with a surprising volume and stupidity level of traffic, it was off to do battle with the airlines.
Why does this matter? I'm not sure it does other than the fact that when I tell the girl bartenders here at dinner that I am a Canadian logger, everyone thinks it is hysterical, as I am currently clad in a Burberry polo shirt, khakis, navy blazer and monocle.
I also make everyone address me as, "The Colonel."
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Part of this is because my spirits have been buoyed by the cheerful breakfast (breakie) girl shown here, Christie, who very thoughtfully agreed to switch the hotel breakie schedule around to accommodate my traditional pre-race meal (vodka, grape juice and baked beans).
In PHL, requests of this nature are met with reactions ranging from disgust to overt anger. And a thorough spit-soaking of all of your future meals.
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Big plans today: breakie, bike build, course preview, lake swim and Red Wings game. Should be quite a day.
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